$faa|1-Ruiner's Recipe



|2-Perfect Vodka





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    Ingredients:

        2x1.5   litre   bottle  of  IRN-BRU  (not  the  IRON-BREW  cheap
        immitaition crap).

        11x1 litre bottle of vodka.  The best kind to use is Ultra Vodka
        (look out for the amazing rocket-shaped bright blue bottle),
        although if you don't live near a Co-op in the North East of
        Scotland   you  may  find  difficult  to  get  hold  of  it,  so
        Smirnoff'll do.

    Instructions:

        Place  your  bottle  of  vodka  in the freezer for at least 8-10
hours  -  the  longer the better (but remember if you leave it there too
long  you'll have a vodka slush-puppy).  After a while you'll notice its
texture change to a half-frozen treacle-like substance - this means it's
ready  to  pour  :-)  .   Mix  your  vodka  with the IRN-BRU in whatever
proportions  you  prefer  -  everyone  has  there  own personal vodka/IB
equilibrium, you'll know when you find it.  =-)

        Serve with tons of ice.

    Warning:

        Wear  aspestos  gloves to prevent your hands being burned by the
coldness of the bottle as you take it out of the fridge.

        If you pour the mixture in seriously wrong proportions and leave
it to get warmed up the resulting concoction can be very dangerous.  The
taste is so increadibly bad it can do the following:

    (1)   Wake   someone   from  a  coma  (their  first  words  will  be
"PPPPHHHEEEEETCHHHHHKLEEEEEEEBLUUUEEEEEEEGHHHHHEEEEEEEINGH!!!!!!!!").

    (2) Put someone into a coma.

        As  with  all  great  technologies  this can be used for good or
evil.



        -  Ruiner/Carnage.   (Thanx  2  Chris  M.for  the  idea  for the
        original recipe ;-) )



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